Daddy: “So who took the box from the top of Daddy’s wardrobe?”

[A forcibly distracted silence. The sound of crickets.]

The Bobcat: “Uuuuuuuuummm. I dink it was da wabbits?”

Daddy: “The rabbits?”

Rowdy: “Rabbits can’t climb.”

The Bobcat: “No, wabbits can’t climb, Daddy. So maybe the monkeys helped dem!”