Elephant ears.

Poorly Rowdy: “I’m keeping my hand warm.”

Me: “I noticed. You’re keeping it warm with my ear.”

Rowdy: “Yes.”

Me: “Perhaps we should get you an elephant. That way you could keep your hands warm with their BIG ears.”

Rowdy: “You’ve got big ears.”
Cancel the elephant. It’s been deemed surplus to requirements.

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