To establish the existence, or not, of The infamous Tooth Fairy once and for all.
The Tooth Fairy does not exist. My parents are practising an arch deception upon me and my denturefications.
1.Put freshly lost tooth under pillow.
2. Do NOT tell ANY parents.
3. Disguise toothlessness with cunning aids e.g. vase of flowers, book, all of the food, balaclava, surgical mask.
4. Act completely unsuspiciously.
5. Go to sleep.
6. Check under pillow for evidence of cash/note/fairy (compressed).
Discovered signed letter from The Tooth Fairy under pillow at 0500hrs.
(Parent appeared equally as excited when given briefing of observations at 0502hrs.)
The Tooth Fairy exists! Parents exonerated.
Further research indicated:
How does The Tooth Fairy get into my house?
Where does The Tooth Fairy get the cash? (Does she work for the leprechauns?)
If someone ransoms The Tooth Fairy how much cash will they get?
How big are The Tooth Fairy’s pockets?
Why has The Tooth Fairy still not brought me the magic wand I asked for after loss of tooth #2? Is it because I ate both bags of Haribo from the Hallowe’en stash?
Systematic review of literature regarding existence of The Tooth Fairy:
Authors: Rowdy’s parents
Before carrying out any future experiments remove substantial variable (see below) before it opens its gob.